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Welcome to Outsource My Breakup!

Are you tired of that old bag that nags you day-in, day-out? Is your girl ballooning out of control and you just can't take it? Had a one night stand that does not get the message? Whether you have been joined at the hip for years or you hooked up in the parking lot of a Denny's last night, Used Girlfriend has the right solution for you to help that special someone get lost!

Choose one of the pre-written scripts below, give us a few basic pieces of information about your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend and we'll take care of the rest!

Your girlfriend will receive a phone call from one of our offshore call center "experts" within three business days of your request. Your chosen breakup script will be read to her, informing her of your feelings.

Best of all - You will get an email containing a recording of the entire call! Just complete the simple order form below and you are on your way to freedom!

For a limited time, this service is only $5.00!

How are you feeling today?